A Taste of Orkney Island Life: Nuanced or Neolithic?

Kirkwall, the capital of Orkney, is a quaint, picturesque town seated in the center of the historic Orkney Islands. With its charming local shops, restaurants, and a postcard-perfect view of the town’s harbor, Kirkwall is the ideal destination for relaxation. One could spend a day leisurely strolling through the winding cobblestone streets of the city center, window shopping and enjoying a serving of the “world’s best” Orkney ice cream, but to depict Kirkwall only as a trendy vacation spot would be to ignore its significance altogether. Like most Scottish cities we have visited thus far, Kirkwall is much more than its modern surface allows. Beyond the decorated shop fronts and tourist attractions, Kirkwall is steeped in a rich, somewhat mysterious and superstitious history. Founded in 1035 by Earl Rognvad Brusason, the Viking town of Kirkwall derived its name from the Old Norse, ‘Kirkjuvagar,’ meaning ‘church- bay.’  Today Kirkwall stands as one of the best-preserved ancient Norse towns. For more information on the sites and attractions of Kirkwall, visit the town’s official website.

After walking briefly through the streets of the center of the town, we made our first stop at the famous St. Magnus Cathedral. The church stands in the center of the town, representing Kirkwall’s historic foundations amidst the modern renovations of the boutiques, cafes, and restaurants. It was built in 1137 as the final resting place for the remains of St. Magnus, who, legend holds, refused to join the violent raids that his father, the King of Norway, led in 1098. He was thereafter executed for his betrayal and thus given sainthood by the Church. Inside the cathedral is a painted depiction of St. Magnus’ life, as well as his remains. Lining the walls are various tombstones of town members of Kirkwall, most dating back to the seventeenth century. The décor of the church, both inside and outside, is simple, beautiful, and medieval. Primarily built out of red sandstone, St. Magnus Cathedral is bright and welcoming, especially with the addition of the yellow stone complimenting the front arches. The church is yet another example of the Scottish specialty of intertwining timeless beauty with historic antiquity.

The construction of St. Magnus Cathedral greatly developed Kirkwall in 1137.

One of the most interesting aspects of Kirkwall is its annual mass football (soccer) game called the “Ba.”  The Ba’ is played every year on Christmas and New Years day in the streets of Kirkwall with the goals at the ends of the town. The men of Kirkwall are sorted into two teams– the Uppies and the Doonies– and they spend the day pushing, shoving, and fighting for the win. A key part of the game is that there are no rules. Our soothing-voiced tour guide, Sue, told us that one year a man smuggled the ba into his car and drove it across the goal line. His tactics were met with objections as to the legality of motor vehicles in the ba game, but they were dismissed because only one rule triumphs– anything goes.

This Ba’ Game plaque is right outside St. Magnus, explaining its rich history in the town.

The game dates back to the mid-seventeenth century and the people of Kirkwall are quite determined to keep the tradition alive. The Ba’ is thrown up to the crowd at the Mercat Cross in the center of Kirkwall with the Uppies goal at the end of the street opposite the Catholic church and the Doonies’ goal is down in the harbor. After watching several YouTube videos of the “throw up” at the start of the match, it seems that the game can bit slow with upwards of one-hundred men squishing together in an attempt to seize the ball. It appears to be a bit like a rugby scrum, but it requires much less athleticism and a lot more wasted energy on pushing and shoving anyone who gets in your way.

The Big Tree of Kirkwall stands out on its main street, and reinforces the values of the Islands.

As Sue continued to show us the town of just 7600 people, it was clear we stood out. Our group seemed to take up every restaurant, monument, and street we visited, and as proof of this, please check out the Kirkwall Webcams.  The main road we walked on did not even have sidewalks, so it was shared among pedestrians and cars. Sue mentioned everyone in Kirkwall waved to one another, and that small-town feel was evident. Another highlight of our tour occurred when Sue pointed out Kirkwall’s Big Tree. Throughout our weekend we were repeatedly told by various members of the close-knit Orkney community that few trees are on the islands; in fact, Kirkwall’s Big Tree on main street is often called the only tree in Orkney. Having survived over two hundred years after the town council bought it for just five pounds so a chemist wouldn’t chop it down in the late 1800s, the tree really is a marvel, rising from pavement but shadowed by thick buildings, an explanation as to how it has lasted so long. The sycamore tree stands, steel-enforced mind you, as a symbol of the town’s dedication to preservation of culture and history.

Not much has changed in Kirkwall! Compare this picture of our group walking through the town to the 1880 photograph on the right.
A photo on Kirkwall’s main street, taken in 1880 (courtesy of BBC).

Highland Cathedral

     On the morning of the third day of our Skye trip, we awoke weary and sore from the hikes of the previous two days, but still excited about the sights to come. Our last stop on Skye was right before the bridge off the island and leaving such a beautiful place was perhaps the most disappointing moment of the journey.
     We drifted in and out of sleep as we made our way south through the Highlands making stops at some of the more spectacular sights of natural beauty and Highland history. Although we had already spent the last two day experiencing the Highland landscape each new stop was as beautiful as the last.
     Mac, our tour guide/bus driver, was a fantastic story teller and his retellings of Highland history allowed us to easily imagine the great battles and lore at each stop. At one such stop, as we loaded off the bus, the familiar bagpipe music we had heard through the speakers of the bus for the past 2 days began, but this time it was not coming from the bus but from Mac! He had brought small practice pipes and began playing at the grave of the body of Roderick Mackenzie. Mackenzie was a well-to-do man from Edinburgh who had joined Bonnie Prince Charlie during the 1745 Jacobite Rebellion. After the rebels were defeated they escaped into the hills, but Roderick, being from Edinburgh, did not know the hills like the Highlanders and soon fell behind them and was caught up by the pursuing British soldiers. Once he was within range the British shot him and as they approached his attire, being fancier than most highlanders due to his financial status, made them think they had killed Bonnie Prince Charlie. Realizing this Mackenzie yelled out, “You have killed your prince!” shortly before passing away. The confident soldiers then removed his head for proof and eventually brought the head to the Duke of Cumberland for confirmation. This became a problem, because the Duke had never seen the prince before so he had the head pickled and he took it back to London, but by the time he arrived the head was so badly decomposed that identification was impossible. Many believe that Roderick’s quick thinking may have eased the pressure on the prince and allowing him to evade capture and escape Scotland with his life.
     Although it became increasingly difficult to remain awake throughout the day, we forged on and made our way to Loch Ness to take a ride on the lake and launch our own investigation into the alleged existence of everyone’s favourite serpent/dinosaur/sea monster, Nessie. After grabbing a quick lunch, we hopped on a little tour boat that went about a mile or two into the lake before turning around and going back into port.  Along the way, we were told of the story of Nessie, some of the sightings and theories, and what past efforts to find her. It is believed that she is a plesiosaur that somehow managed to escape the mass extinction by hiding deep within the crevices at the bottom of the loch, where even sonar has difficulty accurately mapping.  The earth that contains Loch Ness lies on the Great Glen Fault, which, during the Ice Age, allowed for glaciers to gradually erode away the land to steep slopes and become the loch.  The guide on the boat said that even though Nessie has largely been debunked by science, many, including himself, do believe that Nessie exists.  He thinks he saw her on the sonar, and, since the tour service has started, there has been several unexplained sightings. Sadly, even his mother doesn’t believe him. Unfortunately, we were not lucky enough to not catch a glimpse of her.  It was also very cold and wet, so many people stayed inside.  The further we travelled into the loch, it seemed that the weather was determined to block our views of the beautiful surrounding hills. So, honestly, it wasn’t much.
     After Loch Ness, we climbed back into the bus. Many tried to nap and get as warm as possible.  However, the constant hum of the bus, folk music, and Mac’s storytelling made it hard for many to stay awake.  Nonetheless, Mac soldiered on.  We were pretty much going through the final leg of out trip.  We stopped several times at points of interest including a soldiers’ memorial which provided views of Ben Nevis (the highest mountain in Scotland) and two crumbling and ancient castles, Invergarry and Inverlochy.  We also stopped at more scenic places, including Glen Coe, the supposed birthplace of Ossian.  Glen Coe is often claimed to be one of the most beautiful places in Scotland, and rightly so.  However, I thought the whole length of the Highlands was equally as beautiful.  Much of the associated mythology usually revolves around daughters of noble and/or sinful men being turned into the surrounding mountains, and the mountain streams are their tears as they lament their fate.
     Our final stop was Killan, a small, charming town and center to Clan Macnab. Clan Macnab had a long war with Clan Neish, which resulted in the almost complete decimation of Clan Neish, to only a few men.  However, the Neishes gradually built themselves up on an island in the middle of the lake and stole some of the gifts and food that was supposed to go to a Macnab wedding party.  That was the last straw for the chief.  The end result of another few years of skirmishes and war was the extinction of Clan Neish.  To this day, the only real bearers of any Neish lineage are the result of out breeding before and during the war.
     After everyone did their business and had refreshments, we finally went back to Edinburgh, where we regretfully bid Mac adieu.